I can’t tell if it’s just LA, but this carbon fiber wanna be business is out of hand.
Exhibit A: This is a carbon fiber hood.
It’s probably not. Actually that one looks a lot closer in the photo than it did in person. I’m gonna give this kid half a Dude. Why? Hey, if your dad gives you his ultra-safe, family-friendly dork mobile– you don’t turn it down. You pimp it out. And for that, little man, you are half a Dude.
But this guy should really know better. I know he’s trying to differentiate himself from the hundreds of other Silver Cayennes in Malibu (the rich have different problems than you and I, my friend) but when he brings it around back…
I can’t help but think about my 4 year old’s underpants after Taco Tuesday at pre-school. Not pretty.
So, lay off the carbon fiber fellas, it’s not doing anybody any good. It’s just leaving nasty streak marks.